Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:45 PM ET

Lately the shit ya' read in the news just seems biblical, don't it? Now take the US foreign policy in the Middle East post 9/11. (You can read it too if u GO here sucker butt. Yahoo!)

Bush is Samson. Delilah is oil. We are fucked. The End...is Coming Soon!

FuN FAct! did U knOw?
No one wants to pay for gas yet we keep inventing shit that needs it!

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We have solar power technology.

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We have electricity.

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We know how to power shit with wind, Don Quioxte's wet dream people!

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Anybody remember steam?

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I wish scientists were a little more easily angered by shit. That might help, to have some angry smart people pushing us around for once.