Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:59 PM ET

Cremation just got glamorous! (You can read it too if u GO here sucker butt. Yahoo!)

Adorne your loved ones long after you're gone. Maybe one day your great, great, great grand daughter will get mugged because she loved you enough to wear you on her pinky! Live forever in a pawn shop window! Be the precious keepsake a random loser buys his baby's mama in the year 2543 just to shut the bitch up.

This immortality and so much more for ONLY $20,000 in cash or credit. Food stamps not accepted at this time, but after you're dead–who knows!

FuN FAct! did U knOw?
When you die you probably won't give a shit about any of this. That's the good news.