ILLINOIS

"That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th, 20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century. "
—George W. Bush On the Lewinsky scandal, Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000

The dude doesn't know what century it is which makes sense 'cuz he's at war with the mid-east and according to their calendar it's only 1384!!!
—Yvonne V Mojica on George W. Bush not knowing what goddamned year it is.