Let's spend the night together cause I need hits more than ever! Comics Rock! Fan-tastico! Gimme Gimme More!
It just makes sense.
This is some rad shit, I don't lie! BUY IT!
Twinkie ;) ALL Guys: Click Here! Do holidays get you so crazy and so stressed out you wanna die? Take this quiz and test your mental health! Or, say screw it and stay here with a hermit like me! or, go out to the comic shop and buy my comic and give it to people!
ALSO LIVE TODAY: WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD GET THE BATHROOM PAL IN YOUR LIFE? I'll tell ya Clicker!
Deck the halls! With Weed and Folly!
MAKE HOLIDAY PUNCH THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR GRANDMA'S SOCKS OFF! She'll love it!
Fa la la La La, la La La LA!
PRINT OUT FULL COLOR ORNAMENTS THAT DON'T APPEAR IN THE NEW BOOK! Imagine your tree!
ALL THIS AND MORE!

RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW! ON THIS WEBSITE!

Who's your Santa baybee? Say it! Who's your Santa?
ON SALE RIGHT NOW: Stuff some psycho's stocking with the Bathroom Girls Guide to Holiday Chaos!

or Win Your OWN COMIC BOOK FOR CHRISTMAS! Click that underlined text to see what all the cryin' is about!

REMEMBER: The Bathroom Girls Guide to Holiday Chaos is GREAT but if you want something without the cheesy x-mas vibe BUY Bathroom Girls Issue #4 it's only a measly $2.95!
We Honor WHO????
NO BABIES!
Oh yeah, if you are under 18 SCRAM KIDDO!
P.S. uh.... What the HELL! Is going on now in the U.S. ????? CLICK HERE ????
(or ask your parents permission or something! just don't give them my name)
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