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HOLIDAY MADNESS!
WHAT IS CHRISTMAS ALL ABOUT?
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I'm not to sure myself, but I will tell ya, I have heard some shady holiday tales in my life. Ones about evil bastards who steal kids' toys from charities and stuff. Well, luckily a gal named Yvonne Wave had this tidbit posted online: An unidentified thief tried to escape from St. Paul’s Hospital in Vancouver one Christmas, through the window by tying lab coats together and climbing down 6 stories. The lab coats came untied, he fell and he died.

I guess the moral of the story is do the right thing this season and you won't die! Merry Christmas!

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