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This game is dangerous! I don't endorse it! let it snow!
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Pick one side of a neighborhood block where you know enough of the people on it that they won’t call the cops if they see you on their property.

Half the players get in a car (and put their jackets in the trunk) - the other half run somewhere on the block and start making snowballs.

The car should be equipped with at least 1 cooler full of snow and passengers must roll down all it’s windows and turn off the heat. The car drives around the block to give everyone on both teams time to make snowballs. When the car comes back around both teams open fire with the snowballs. Anyone who hits the windsheild is out of the game. Anyone who hits someone’s house is out of the game.
snow snow snow!
Keep playing this way.

The first team to surrender loses and must make everyone something warm to eat and drink when inside again.
Big balls of Snow!
Vroom Vroom!
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