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DOES THE HOLIDAY SEASON MAKE YOU SUICIDAL? Take the quiz just to be safe!

MAKE HOLIDAY PUNCH THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR GRANDMA'S SOCKS OFF! She'll love it!

PRINT OUT FULL COLOR ORNAMENTS THAT DON'T APPEAR IN THE BOOK! Imagine your tree!

HO! HO! HO!

GIFT IDEA # 1

BEER OR BOOZE!

What gift getter doesn't wanna be sloshed by the time they get to opening the crappy gifts? Tip: Get a micro-brewed rare beer with cool packaging. In upstate New York at the Heartland Brewery they have a beer called SUCKER POND BLONDE available in colorful six-packs! A six pack of Bud doesn't seem as "gifty"!

Twinkle Twinkle!
Chug! Chug!
SEE GIFT IDEA # 2 (if you hate gift idea #1 or you like gift idea # 1 but wanna see gift #2 anyway!)

CLICK HERE for #2!

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BUSTED!!! (you know you're parentswould freak if they knew you we're here!) Scram kid!

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BIG NEWS! SANTA SAYS HELP HIM OUT! Go the comic shop and buy my comic and give it to people! The Bathroom Girls Guide to Holiday Chaos and if you want something without the cheesy x-mas vibe BUY Bathroom Girls Issue #4 it's on sale for a measly $2.95! HUNDREDS OF NEW DRAWINGS! or Win Your OWN COMIC BOOK FOR CHRISTMAS!
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