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MAIN MADNESS
Once it was Christmas and I was a little kid. We were all at my Grandma's house. The tree was lit. I remember my Grandma. I remember my Grandma falling down on the floor. She was wailing! I knew she was dying. I got on my little four year old knees and said. "Grandma! Please don't die!" I remember her crying out, "Yvonne! Help me!" and reaching out desperately for help. My family started laughing and said "She's not gonna die." I didn't understand, I was crying. Miraculously she didn't die! It was only years later that I realized she was just shitfaced that Christmas night. Ho! Ho! Holy Shit!! Merry Christmas!
GET LOADED BAYBEE!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED TO BUY: A big bottle of CAPTAIN MORGAN, ORANGE JUICE, CRANBERRY JUICE, 1/4 CUP OF BACARDI, 1/4 CUP OF TRIPLE SEC, CHERRIES AND ORANGE SLICES!
Mix everything in a punch bowl until it's a nice ruby color, garnish with fruit and drink! ! Don't forget ice!

Yum!

WANNA HAVE A SPARKLING TOAST?

Add a splash of Cranberry Juice to Champagne ! It's called a "Pointsetta!"

Drink and be merry!!!
BIG NEWS! SANTA SAYS HELP HIM OUT! Go the comic shop and buy my comic and give it to people! The Bathroom Girls Guide to Holiday Chaos and if you want something without the cheesy x-mas vibe BUY Bathroom Girls Issue #4 it's on sale for a measly $2.95! HUNDREDS OF NEW DRAWINGS! or Win Your OWN COMIC BOOK FOR CHRISTMAS!
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