YVONNE MOJICA wants you alive!!!

DOES THE HOLIDAY SEASON MAKE YOU SUICIDAL? Take the quiz just to be safe!

PRINT OUT FULL COLOR ORNAMENTS THAT DON'T APPEAR IN THE BOOK! Imagine your tree!

TEN GIFT IDEAS FOR BATHROOM PALS! But do they deserve it?

You could get them nothing...

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MAKE HOLIDAY PUNCH THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR GRANDMA'S SOCKS OFF! She'll love it!

HO! HO! HO!

Well! Aren't you chipper? I bet nothing gets to you! Well, you should bottle that up and sell it because you have the perfect outlook in life in fact - call it PERFECT OUTLOOK, the fragrance! The Holidays are for celebrating. Hip Hip hooray to you for understanding that! You are half full with the glass, half FULL!

Dressing the tree makes you want to wrap yourself in Christmas lights and jump in the tub.

BIG NEWS! SANTA SAYS HELP HIM OUT! Go the comic shop and buy my comic and give it to people! The Bathroom Girls Guide to Holiday Chaos and if you want something without the cheesy x-mas vibe BUY Bathroom Girls Issue #4 it's on sale for a measly $2.95! HUNDREDS OF NEW DRAWINGS! or Win Your OWN COMIC BOOK FOR CHRISTMAS!