Let's spend the night together cause I need hits more than ever! Comics Rock! Fan-tastico! Gimme Gimme More!
MAIN MADNESS
DOES THE HOLIDAY SEASON MAKE YOU SUICIDAL? Take the quiz just to be safe!

PRINT OUT FULL COLOR ORNAMENTS THAT DON'T APPEAR IN THE BOOK! Imagine your tree!

TEN GIFT IDEAS FOR BATHROOM PALS! But do they deserve it?

You could get them nothing...

ALL Guys: Click Here!

MAKE HOLIDAY PUNCH THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR GRANDMA'S SOCKS OFF! She'll love it!

HO! HO! HO!

Everything is fine! We are more than halfway done with assesing your Holiday state of mind and so far so good! You are dealing with me honestly I hope? You'd only be fooling yourself you know! I am going to really give you some insight when all of this is done!
The thought of a total stranger climbing down your chimmney at night makes you worry. And if I spelled chimmney wrong I apologize! We all make mistakes! No reason to get depressed! True!
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BIG NEWS! SANTA SAYS HELP HIM OUT! Go the comic shop and buy my comic and give it to people! The Bathroom Girls Guide to Holiday Chaos and if you want something without the cheesy x-mas vibe BUY Bathroom Girls Issue #4 it's on sale for a measly $2.95! HUNDREDS OF NEW DRAWINGS! or Win Your OWN COMIC BOOK FOR CHRISTMAS!
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