Madeline Rocks!
Erika is HOT!
Sophie is Mellloooow!
These chicks are crazy!
These bitches are evil!

*Oh yeah, and I made this comic book and website...

Find out more about the various work I do for Web, Print and Television. Film credits coming soon!

Yvonne Mojica Kicks Bullies Asses!
Here is more about me as if the entire site isn't my screaming ego. I'm a Libra, like it matters. I dream of the day when we will all take part in a creative revolution the likes of which no one has seen. Our art will move the world. American politicians will stop butting into people's personal lives because they will know better...FINALLY! We will ALL be FREE! Yes, even YOU! Liberty and Justice forever! All this and no one will have to die.* (Don't email me for a date. I'm way too busy/happy.)

I was working for the Emmy nominated, super popular, highly rated, hilarious Dave Chappelle Show on Comedy Central before whatever happened happened. Now I work for me and I would gladly accept $50,000,000 bucks for the honor! You can see me doing stand-up in NYC Clubs when I'm not riding the subway with, theives, murderers and rapists.

People who know me know I smile all the time. Even as a baby I was SO happy I NEVER cried. My family didn't understand this because I come from a long line of talented people who need electro-shock therapy to keep it together. I live in a state of bliss even though I'm totally aware that I'm genetically pre-disposed to star in a remake of One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest.
 
Join my cult. Happiness awaits!  

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