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BUCHANAN FACTS:

Pat's last name is slang for "evil republican in disguise".

Pat's reputation is pretty shoddy but even he was mature enough and man enough to acknowledge that something was rotten in Palm Beach.

Pat is scary.

Pat never wanted to be president until he was having trouble tolerating people.

Pat thinks "George" is spelled R-E-L-I-E-F.

Pat is rumored to despise Bill Clinton.

Buchanan's Campaign Slogan:

"Hello!? Can anyone hear me?"

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