Dubya's last name is slang for pussy.

Dubya's resume includes the financial destruction of three texas oil companies and a baseball team, all businesses given to him by his daddy.

Dubya was a big cokehead and an alcoholic and was arrested 3 times for DUI.

Dubya never wanted to be president until the Republicans asked him to run.

Dubya thinks "George" is spelled D-U-B-Y-A.

Dubya is rumored to despise Bill Clinton.