Dubya is rumored to have coerced a woman (he got pregnant) to have an abortion - before Roe Vs. Wade!

Dubya's running mate Dick Cheney has a gay daughter who was estranged from him. Both men do not support gays in the military.

Dubya embarassed his family in front of the Queen of England when he defended his black sheep status by pointing out that the Queen herself bore a few black sheep in her day.

Dubya is Governor of Texas, the most polluted state in America.