Ralph's last name is slang for "Somebody who does something for once!".

Ralph's running mate was a woman named Winona LaDuke.

Ralph is who I voted for.

Ralph never wanted to be the last hope for a real president until he saw our freedom and democracy hanging by a thread.

Ralph knows "Justice" is spelled J-U-S-T-I-C-E.

Ralph is rumored to despise Bill Clinton.