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BUSH IS PRESIDENT and HIS WIFE IS A KILLER!

One upon a time in 1963, when she was 17, Laura Bush, thinking she was queen of the road, drove through a stop sign in her chevy (because laws don't apply to the rich) and hit another car! The other driver, HER BOYFRIEND, (I thought I was a bad girlfriend!), was killed in the collision! Of course a rich white girl gets off scott free - no charges were filed against her.

"It was a terrible, terrible thing," she said. "I know this as an adult, and even more as a parent, it was crushing ... for the family involved and for me as well."

It was really crushing for the guy you crushed with your car Laura! Poor Laura! I bet redecorating the White House will take her mind off of it. AND SHE WAS WITH A DYKE! - Judy Dykes to be exact! The guy she killed was named Michael Douglas, unfortunately not the panty raider we all know and love but he could have been if Laura hadn't killed him!!!

LUCKILY SHE FOUND A NEW BOYFRIEND!

"It was almost like we'd known each other forever, we had so much of the same background," --- Laura Bush on meeting Dubya, falling in love and getting hitched!

"After a few (congressional campaign) speeches, he asked her - coming up the driveway on the way home from one - how his delivery was going over. Terrible, said the forthright wife. George W. drove his Pontiac Bonneville right into the garage wall." --- USA TODAY.com

UNLINKE HILLARY, LAURA KNOWS: NEVER NAG AND NIT-PICK YOUR MAN!

"I would never say to George, for something that he really wanted to do, that he couldn't do that," --- Laura Bush

"Rein it in, Bubba,"---Laura Bush when "DUMB-ya" was being too forthcoming with a pack of reporters.

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"When she's nervous she'll just start spraying bleach all over anything." --- Laura Bush pal Pamela Nelson, a Dallas artist.

She considered herself a Democrat before marrying George W.

Rumors have it that she was thinking about becoming a ventriloquist but she married a Bush instead.

(If you don't care about Laura meet her hubby or Join the Dick Cheney heart Patrol! I LOVE the US!)

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100% of me thinks Laura is a bad-ass, just like Hillary.

100% of me thinks that Gore would have married Laura if Laura had killed Tipper instead!

100% of me thinks Nader is glad he's not married!

*Source: The head in my ass.

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"Privately, when she catches him ribbing people mercilessly or strutting shamelessly, she simply murmurs, "Bushieee," her voice rising at the end. He knows what that means. " - From CNN.com

"...his decision to quit drinking 14 years ago was partly a response to her entreaties..." ---from nytimes.com

"Mr. Bush occasionally joked in public speeches that his wife had a librarian's narrow concept of oratory, and it amounted to a single syllable: "Shhhh!" ---From nytimes.com

"In a speech, to kid him, to get back at him, I said he was a gregarious businessman who thought that a bibliography was the biography -- the story -- of the person who wrote the Bible," --- Laura Bush

''She's the perfect wife for a governor'' because she doesn't try '' to butt in and always, you know, compete.'' - DUBYA

LAURA: "I don't give him a lot of advice. I really don't think George wants a lot of advice from me.''
DUBYA: ''That's not true.''
LAURA: "Well, I don't want a lot of advice from him.''

"If George says anything too outrageous she calls him on it in a nice way, 'Oh George,"' --- Anne Johnson, Spouse of a Dubya exec assistant.

Even Barbara Bush agrees! ---REAL QUOTE! "She won't be a fat, white-haired old lady," -- Barbara Bush

She agreed to marry him as long as he promised she would never have to make a political speech on his behalf.

"Americans want somebody who they do trust, someone who they feel like won't embarrass them but instead will make them proud," ---Laura Bush kicking off the first of two days of presidential campaigning in IOWA

THIS IS NO LEFT WING CONSPIRACY!

SHE REALLY KILLED SOMEONE!

OUR FIRST LADY KILLED SOMEONE!!!

AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA!!!

 
   
                       
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