Well, the good news is that it's all over! The bad news is one of them won. And I think it was the more evil one, but who can tell! I don't trust either of these muther fuckers at all! I voted for a MAN!

Bush is now President! Al is the guy who lost! Honest voting is a pipe dream for stoned hippies and the yet-to-be-jaded young USA! In the meantime I am going to rip up my copy of the US Constitution while singing Free Bird and joining an asian cult where I have to shave my head and eat that lame rice candy until I see God.

In the future the Gov't says we will vote via ATM MACHINES so they can steal our votes and money at the same time!!! If you wanna try out the new system they are proposing: CLICK HERE!!!

99% of me thinks the Bush Brothers totally rigged Florida.

5% of me thinks that Gore is sort of more worthy of the presidency than Bush, but it don't matter now does it?

100% of me thinks we should just keep Bill until Nader wins in 2004!

*Source: The head in my ass.