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YVONNE MOJICA
1972-2001
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OOH BOOGA BOOGA BOO!
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Oh man! I can't believe I died! I hope can come back to life as Chris Rock next! I love him! Hey, I can't wait to see that new movie that he's in! That was one thing I was hoping to do before I died. I wonder if there is a Blockbuster around here anywhere.
So I talked to Elvis yesterday and he was so psyched that I made him an honorary Bathroom Girl, but Marilyn Monroe was pissed. |
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This website HAS BEEN updated as of March 19, 2001 - 'cause hell is wired for the internet! We have asked Bathroom Girls publisher Paul Davis to move forward with the publication of any and ALL issues of Bathroom Girls created by Yvonne's ghost post mortem because she is driving us nuts with cheesy parlor tricks. |
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Look how God fucked up my car man! They don't even have cars here in dead people's land, I am bummed!
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Anyway, what happened was I was driving to the local comic shop to buy some comics when the hand of God reached out into the road and said, "Stop where you are going! Don't work for this industry for it is full of sin and misery. Besides no one appreciates you."
I was like, "Dude, you are blocking the road I'm gonna get killed!" and he was like, "So be it." and he pushed my ass off the road. (Further proof the comic industry is doomed.)
So, anyway when I got to the pearly gates and tried to get in he was like "No, you have to go back down to earth and redeem yourself." I was like "Oh yeah, How?" and he said "I don't know you have to figure that out, we don't play favorites around here. I ain't Monty Hall and this ain't Let's Make a Deal."
Death sucks worse than the treatment I get from the comic book industry. I'll keep you updated as to what my corpse is up to next. I plan to be a very busy dead girl.
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