Click here to read The Ugly Review of: Greg McElhatton(on his boring site!)
Peggy Bahls (Yes, this page has Balls!)
Let’s see whose work Greg likes and publicly endorses on his website, who is totally innocent and totally IMPORTANT to Greg! Let’s review the artwork of Suzanne McElhatton, Greg’s sister!
This one is my favorite of Suzanne’s canvases http://www.gregmce.com/suzanne/visitor.jpg it’s like a stupid grinning alien with his fist balled up but he doesn’t even have the courage to flip us Earthlings the bird. He’s got funny droopy little tits and the composition is unusually lame. Greg says his co-workers begged him to take it down when he was brazen enough to hang it at the office. Being the fierce defender of his sister’s extraordinary talent he promptly removed it from the office.
Greg raves about these next paintings http://www.gregmce.com/suzanne/grins1.jpg saying and I quote: "I absolutely love these heads." Go look. Remember, he LOVES these paintings but questions my contribution to the art world.
This last one is much better but still horrible. http://www.gregmce.com/suzanne/blackwoman.jpg This one was based on an actual model. To quote Greg exactly : "This painting currently hangs in my parents' family room for everyone to marvel at." Suzanne swears the model’s tits were really that pointy and she’s right. The model’s tits were that pointy! I heard she slit her own throat with them after she saw Suzanne’s painting of her.
Suzanne’s work is the fruit of a college education and according to Greg’s website Suzanne she did some of these shitty paintings in class! I hope she didn’t graduate because Art students everywhere will kill themselves. Lucky for me I have no art training outside of good old fashioned High School and my own goddamned hard work and dedication to being a craftsman and not insulting the world with "artwork" a mental patient can create with a handful of shit and a wall. I guess I’m lucky that us Mojica’s are born with real talent whereas the McElhatton’s are just born with funky delusions.
My warning to Greg: I’m gonna masquerade as a bad-art- loving dyke, seduce your sister and fuck her brains out so she can finally be touched by talent. And then we’ll get married and I’ll see you at Thanksgiving and be the coolest person at your dinner table.
My Advice to Greg:
Your whole family should climb into an oven and die. Your DNA is all fucked up.
My tip for Greg: Slamming me for being too mean spirited and aggressive for the world of comics is my favorite form of flattery!
So, what did we learn? We learned I am on a mission to smear Greg. We learned he promotes and loves his sister’s work even though his sister he has NO artistic talent! We learned Greg is probably not the best judge of art but he doesn’t let that stop him. He has overcome this shortcoming and taken it upon himself to do what all writers with NO talent do, become a critic!
To be fair see some of Suzanne McElhatton’s offensively bad paintings for yourself at: http://www.gregmce.com/suzanne/index.html and see if I am making this shit up.
Hugs and Kisses,
P.S. Eat me Greg!
