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YVONNE MOJICA

1972-2001

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"...AND I HEARD WHAT THAT SCRAG TRINA ROBBINS SAID ABOUT ME AND MY SILICONE SISTERS AFTER SHE MADE A LIVING THANKS TO BARBIE COMIC BOOKS!

"...to her death she remained blindly allegiant to her duty to create a Great American Comic Book."

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What did Barbie ever do to Trina other than look better than her? I mean what's the big fucking deal! Barbie is just a doll. I'm just a fucking doll! She called Barbie a bimbo! A frigging Bimbo? Meanwhile she's a crazy lonely cat lady! Barbie's got MILLIONS of friends. MILLIONS! Even me, the lesser know Druggie Doll employs people dammit and my ovaries are made out of leftover matchbox cars! I'm only 11 damn inches tall and I'm still twice the woman she is! I turn a profit! I just want to say once and for all, FUCK ALL OF YOU! AND STOP TRYING TO BLAME OUR PLASTIC TITS FOR YOUR DIVORCES OK?" ;).

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I FUCKING LOVE ANN CAVELLO!

FAST FACT: Me and my childhood friend Rachel used to go to her house for lunch when we were in elementary school because she had a key and food in her apartment.

Anyway, we used to make tuna fish sandwiches watch TV and play "Barbie and Ken Have Sex and Fight and Die."

So, one day we were so busy playing Barbie that we didn't realize that the space shuttle was blowing up LIVE on TV!

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I went back to school without Rachel because she often cut school which I thought was very...

...cosmopolitan for a third grader. The moral of the story is shuttles blow and so does school. The end.

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