Does Johnny Depp know German?

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See uglier words in English!

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Pssst...TALK GERMAN TO ME!

I LOVE dirty words in ALL languages! - Buy theBad Words Dictionary by Voy Sabon for hundreds of dirty words in English, German, Spanish, French, Dutch and Japanese! It's loads of fun and makes terrific Bathroom Reading for freaks and geeks!

BOOBS - Paradiesapfel / BEEF CAKE - Sexy Rexy / RIM JOB - Arschlecken / BUSH - Busch / CROWN JEWELS - Kronjuwelen / FINGER - Stinkefinger / FUCK - Fick / SEX KITTEN - Ficknelke / GO DOWN - Auf De Knie Fallen / HICKEY - Knutschfleck / HOOKER - Nutte / "How's it hanging?" - "Wie geht's wie steht's?" / HUMP - Bohnern / "to JERK OFF" - "Hol dir einen runter" / KNOCKED UP - Eine Frau aufpumpen / LARD ASS - Stinkfaul / MUFF DIVER - Fotzelecker / PUSSY - Muschi / SCREW - Poppen / This next one is my favorite cause it makes so much sense ---> DRY HUMP - Kindersex / HANKY PANKY - Sexspiel / GANG BANG - Kegelclub / EAT ME - Leck Mich / REAR - Hinterteil / The next two aren't dirty but they crack me up ---> DUDE - Coolmann / COP - Bulle / And last but not least, if I was Johhny Depp I would change my name. Depp means many things in German including: Dipstick and Bonehead --- OOOPS!

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