I SAY DEATH TO STUPID CUPID!!!

I don't write fucking love letters! See which doody-heads feel my wrath during the season of love!

Howard Stern is my God and Savior! I have been a listener of Howard's since I was twelve years old. I have two copies of this book signed by him!

So what if he and Alison broke up. This book is still timeless! I have read hundreds of books and after reading Private Parts I was ruined for almost a year. No other book was able to get my interest because nothing could hold a candle to this complete and dazzling masterpiece! Even if you hate Howard's radio show YOU MUST READ THIS BOOK! You will laugh and love it forever! And who needs a Valentine when you can be that happy with a book?

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What happened to Love of Liberty I ask you?! What the HELL am I so afraid of ????? CLICK HERE and keep your passport nearby deary! You may wanna leave the country after reading this! I always have mine in my breast pocket!