I SAY DEATH TO STUPID CUPID!!!

I don't write fucking love letters! See which doody-heads feel my wrath during the season of love!

If you hate Valentine's day or you just want to celebrate it with a little bit of an edge, these flicks should do it for ya!

This is one of the greatest and cheesiest horror ficks ever made. A bunch of dumb idiots in a coal mining town ignore every omen of impending death and walk right into the trap of a mad and crazed serial killer. And of course it happens on Valentine's Day! Ten million times better than that new horror movie that everyone is promoting! This is a classic! A MUST MUST SEE!!!

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What happened to Love of Liberty I ask you?! What the HELL am I so afraid of ????? CLICK HERE and keep your passport nearby deary! You may wanna leave the country after reading this! I always have mine in my breast pocket!