I SAY DEATH TO STUPID CUPID!!!

I don't write fucking love letters! See which doody-heads feel my wrath during the season of love!

Mickey and Mallory are in love and god help any of us lesser violent folks that get in their way! This movie is proof that LOVE KILLS!

There was never a love as twisted as this!!! When I first saw this movie I was freaking out. Not only is it totally visually stunning but it is so violent and full of rage that I didn't leave the house for weeks because I knew somewhere out there some psychos in love are plotting to re-create the shit. An Oliver Stone Materpiece that is not for the faint of heart or easily influenced acid head.

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What happened to Love of Liberty I ask you?! What the HELL am I so afraid of ????? CLICK HERE and keep your passport nearby deary! You may wanna leave the country after reading this! I always have mine in my breast pocket!