Are You Horny baybee!?

WILL YOU GET LAID ON VALENTINE'S DAY?

I know two people who aren't getting laid by me this year!

PLUS Great movies to rent so you can celebrate being angry and alone on V-Day!

You're kidding right? Oh Jeez. I am glad I am over here safe in cyberspace, with moves like yours a person could be pregnant before they even get to ask, "What did you say your name was again?" Well, maybe you will learn something as we move along. Come on...

You'd be willing to write a love letter eventually but you know that writing one before you are dating seriously could be sex death.

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There is no love in my heart for these dopes! What the HELL am I so afraid of ????? CLICK HERE and keep your passport nearby deary! You may wanna leave the country after reading this!

PRINT OUT FULL COLOR VALENTINES Ohh La La! Or send one to your Honey Bee online! Go Baybee!