Ohh baybee, how smooth you are!

WILL YOU GET LAID ON VALENTINE'S DAY?

I know two people who aren't getting laid by me this year!

PLUS Great movies to rent so you can celebrate being angry and alone on V-Day!

I hope you aren't pulling my leg over here because you are doing very well, and if you're lying you are only keeping your own wildest fantasies at bay. I like you though, I am getting your vibe and you are halfway to getting some action, now let's see how you do with this question...

You're a big drinker, but you don't plan to chug pitchers on this date. You think an ethnic stylish, cozy, spot with a wide selection of foods and wines would be sexy.

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There is no love in my heart for these dopes! What the HELL am I so afraid of ????? CLICK HERE and keep your passport nearby deary! You may wanna leave the country after reading this!

PRINT OUT FULL COLOR VALENTINES Ohh La La! Or send one to your Honey Bee online! Go Baybee!